I hate the Leafs. I really dislike them. Seems that even when they have no chance of making the playoffs, they find a way to screw us.

If you don’t know what happened, the reason the kitty cat looks so constipated and worried is ’cause Markov is out for 3 weeks and Schneider is done for the season. This is, and I hate to sound like a Negative Nancy, catastrophic.

Markov plays an average of 25 minutes a night, is the quarterback on the powerplay, has the best outlet pass on the team, sees the game 2 seconds ahead of everyone else and tastes extremely delicious with Pasta. He is irreplaceable.

Schneider has revitalized the powerplay since coming over and his point shot will be very missed. You can probably replace him on 5 on 5 play, but we don’t have a shot like this for the man advange.

Ok, we can’t change the past, so what happens now? Do you really wana go into the playoffs with Doug Janik and Ryan O’Byrne as your 5th and 6th Dmen? I don’t.

I’d put Dandy on D, call up Yannick Weber and sit him down and say: “Yannick, I know you’re Swiss and Toblerone is f***ing amazing. I don’t know if Toblerone is Swiss, but this club needs you. We’re giving you a chance to make a name for yourself here, and you can take it or leave it. I know this is asking a lot of you, but (cr. Herb Brooks) great moments are born from great opportunity.”.

I’m not saying it’s gona work, but I should be writing movies or something. We can do this boys!

[Source: TopShelfHabs.com]

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