I hate Mikhail Grabovski.

Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: We’re awesome. Panthers won last night. I’m telling you man, they refuse to die. We need to hire Jason Statham to terminate some cats.

Their year so far: Not making the playoffs, but Cory Clouston’s done as good a job as any other 17 year old head coach in the NHL.

Good guy updates: Halak’s still in, but Carey’s recovered enough to backdoor him…errr, I mean be his backup. Markov and Schneider are both out, meaning Grabovski and Brad June need to fucken BE EATEN ALIVE WHILE WATCHING ALL 872 SEASONS OF FRASIER! D’s like this tonight: Komo and Gorgeous, Hamrlik and Breeze, and *drumroll* DOUG JANIK AND RYAN O’BYRNE! I know, I know, WE NEED SOME HEROINE ‘ROUND HERE!

Enemy updates: Ummm, Dany Heatley scores goals.

Soft spot for the enemy: Brian Lee. His last name sounds like Jet Li’s and he may or may not be Chris Lee’s long lost half cousin thrice removed. What’s not to love?

Who will probably score for us: Doug Janik. IMAGINE!

Who will probably score on us: Jason Spezza. That cunt.

Who will definitely not score for us: Andrei Kostitsyn.

Who will definitely not score on us: Brian Lee, Chris Lee or Jet Li.

Get well soon: Robert Lang, Andre & Sergei Kostitsyn, Andrei Markov and Schneida

Prediction: A goal and a grilled chicken sub. Lettuce, tomatoes, some green peppers, carrots, extra cheese, some more please, I love Cheese. Hmm, let’s see, I’ll also have LOTS of barbecue sauce, like I mean A LOT! POUR THAT SHIT ON THERE MAN! Some Mayo, some more cheese, some more mayo, I LOVE MAYO! And uhhh, some salt and pepper, oh what the hell, throw some bacon on there, and I’ll have a diet coke, I’m trying to watch my weight.

[Source: TopShelfHabs.com]